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girlwithalessonplan:

Change “society” to  some image that exudes “tax siphoning liberal.”

comedynerdsunited:

Inspired by the brilliant Louis CK, I have decided to debut my all-new hour stand-up special on my website, Jimgaffigan.com.

Beginning sometime in April, “Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe” will be available exclusively for download for only $5. A dollar from each download will go directly to The Bob Woodruff Foundation; a charity dedicated to serving injured Veterans and their families.

Click through to read the rest. Very cool that other comics are following LCK’s model, and I can’t wait to see Jim’s new special!


nickkroll:

On set of my new sketch show premiering this summer on @comedycentral. More to come… #krollshow
View more Nick Kroll on WhoSay 

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teamteachers:

world-shaker:

Inspired by adiemtocarpe’s post here.
I’ve also got it available for download as a PDF here.
source photo and quote

A reminder.

girlwithalessonplan:

heygirlteacher:

submission: katie

If this had Channing Tatum instead, it would be PPT’s perfect Valentine.

streeter:

This ludicrous Pekingese won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show last night. Worse still, it beat out a really cute Dachshund for the title, a superior animal in every respect. And I didn’t even see a Labrador Retriever, which is obviously the best all around dog. 
When are they going to add a Fan Favorite winner to this dinosaur of a contest? 

New Beginnings

Well I just thought that I would get started with this tumblr craze so whats up?